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put on some damn clothes cow!!2.
Yup...I've been offending people all week. I don't give a rat's ass about your feeligns at this point. I'm doing me...so kiss my entire ass!!3.
Fo' true...I can't stand a liar. If you are going to lie to me you should just spit in my face...because you obviously don't care....back up off me folks...I don't have the time.4.
I give zero fucks and I have zero tolerance for bullshit. Don't make me slap your ass!!! LOL5.
My great grandmother says I don't have a filter. She is right. I will go in on your ass...because I can. I don't care if my hautiness upsets you...suck my big toe.6.
This shit is funny!!! LOL7.
Like that little person who thinks he is my boss. I will stomp your ass...leave me alone. I don't care that you asked me to do it twice. I'm not fucking doing it at all. When you understand that...then let's talk. NOT!!!8.
Please, please, please stop talking to me...I don't like you.9.
My give a damn's busted...yall know I love me some country music. LOL10.
Keep it moving.Okay...guess what yall. I'm not mad at anyone in particular...I'm just mad about all the crazy shit that has been going on. people lying to my face when I know the truth. I hate liars...to me...they are on the same level of scum as a cho-mo (child molester).
I have Bikram yoga tonight. I haven't been in a week...I need it...can't you tell. LOL. I hope everyone is having a great week.
14 comments:
Thanks for this! - Hilarious!
You have me cracking up here!
OMG, I'm dying over here.. thanks for the laughs out loud this morning!!
I so needed this today!!! I almost wet my pants laughing.
sweet baby jesus i love you and your sweet ass!!
omg, this is awesome!! I love it!
Thank you for brightening my day!
That made my day!!! Thank you!!
Awesome! 7, 8, and 9 pretty much sum up my work life these days!
Preach it girl. Liars suck...especially when they do it straight up to your face. I cant wait to hug you in Chicago. Oh, yes...Jenny and I are going yoga with you on Friday.
lmao! i don't know what's funnier... the pics or your comments!! LOL
preach on sista!!!!
You know... all of these really define my mood this morning. And I cracked up so hard I might have peed a little. I realize this is a gross overshare, but I have zero fucks to give. =P
Love you!
Hilarious.
The cartoons. Not the bullshit.
I LOVE this! There is not bold print big enough. xx
From the bottom of my heart... HAHAHAHA!!
I <3 #8 and would like to use it on my coworker. :)
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