The beautiful Laura Belle came up with this little ditty. I'm not linking her name because yall know who she is.
1. I'm fucking sleepy. I know this is a recurring thing with me..but damn...I just want to sleep...like I want to wake up and not feel like I'm going to kill myself on the drive to work. Yes, I sleep drive. I'm pretty sure it is worse than drunk driving and texting. It is so sad. Thankful that God protects babies and fools...we all know I"m no baby. Lack of sleep has been connected to obesity. Well damn I'm a walking poster board.
2. My eating SUCKS like a hooker at the rodeo. I know it is because I'm not planning my meals...but I'm fucking tired...see number one. I get up for work at 5 am. I'm out the door by 5:45. I get home at 4:45 pm. I spend time playing with my kids...then I jump in the car to go do some form of exercise. Depending on the day...I don't get home to after 9 pm. I don't go to bed until 11:30 or midnight. Just to do it all over again.
3. I feel guilty about working out...because I feel like I'm not spending enough time with my kids. My 3 and 2 year old always ask me when I'm getting ready..."you going to workout Mama?" Then they beg to come with me. Of course they don't get to go. I think everyone is a potential pedophile so they are NOT going to childcare at the gym...just my thing. Plus where I go to exercise usually is somewhere without child care or it is to late for that. I just don't want them to feel like Mama doesn't love them...but I have to workout...I have to.
4. My mother is pissed at me...so she hasn't spoke to me since Tuesday. Yup...we live in the same house. I won't apologize...not my thing. Even though she is not speaking to me...I keep talking to her. It is making her even madder..which makes me laugh. Yes...I'm evil.
5. I miss being active in church. Between exercising, being tired and trying to spend time with my kids...I'm only going to church on Sunday and Wednesday and not being an active member. That is really bothering me spiritually. I will be in constant prayer about this.
6. My job is draining the life out of me. This place has stolen my smile.
7. My 2 year old refuses to use the damn potty. Seriously...dude is turning 3 in September. I can not deal with this drama. I need him to piss in the toilet. I'm so over diapers. Sure I will still have one in diapers..but he is only 1. This is unacceptable.
8. My daughter decided to scream in the store this weekend. Her exact words were, "Mama, my vagina itches." Her little brother responded with, "My penis itches too." If I were lighter I'm sure I would have turned 15 shades of red. It was funny as hell. Because they were so serious. People were looking at me like I was crazy. My daughter is convinced that an itchy vagina is the way to say she needs to go to the bathroom. I don't know where she gets this shit.
9. My husband is an idiot...that is all!!!
10. Did I mention how sleepy I am. I want to crawl under my desk and lay my head in the chair and take a quick 15 minute nap. I'm pretty sure before 10 my head and my desk will meet. I hope it doesn't hurt.
13 comments:
Throw a handful of Cheerios in the toilet and tell your son to "sink those ships!" I heard this on Oprah once and would love to know if it works!
I wish I could give you a nap! And I would give you a hug. :)
Too funny. Love you!
Joys of parenthood, eh? Hang in there sweetie! I'm pretty sure we're going to be exhausted for the next 18 years or so.
Ho at a rodeo! Hahaha
omg---died laughing..itchy ??? too funny
I feel guilty all the time for not spending more time with my kid...tell me how you get rid of guilt...starting to think I have a jewish mother...love your dedication to working out!
OMG, you made me spit out my water at the computer screen laughing over number 8. That is some funny shit Dawnya!
My cousin (7 or 8 at the time) loudly said to his dad in a packed movie theater during a quiet moment in the movie, "Dad! My butt itches!!" He'd recently been treated for pin worms so of course uncle had to check it out for him. hahahaha
Poor thing! Try taking some b12 tabs - they give me a ton of energy - and if that doesn't help - sneak away on vacation and come visit me. :)
Out of the mouths of babes... :) Hang in there. I agree w/Vanessa, if I miss my B12 I feel it.
Lmbo @ the itchy unmentionables! Sounds like you've got some interesting things going on at home!
The sad thing is, I can just see her saying that. LOL
I'm proud of you for sticking up to that little idiot in the pool, and I'm so glad to hear your band issues have been resolved!
I miss talking to ya, but I know you're busy... so I do enjoy our games and smile every time I see a word from ya. :)
OMGosh!! So many things going on with you! I've miss you so hard!!
YEAH! You're swimming! I saw a post on FB and was so excited! I love to swim, been in a pool since I was like a baby. You'll love it too! It is so good for your body and so easy to do!!! You're going to rock it! I know it!
I'm sorry you're so tired babe! and now it sounds like you're sick too. boo-pants. I hope you feel better! I haven't been sleeping well either, but whatever. Stupid mind won't shut off.
Heart you!
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