Charles has lost his damn mind!!! He comes home from work last night while I'm working out to my 3 different exercise videos (gotta burn those calories somehow). He sits there and watches me workout while he is eating dinner. When it's finally over and I have stretched and I'm relaxing in the chair. He says to me and I quote, "In mid September or the end of September we should starting running at night."
I look over at him and say, "Who should do what?" Because clearly the man bumped his damn head if he thinks I'm going to run on purpose and outside. The only time I have ever truly run...was when the damn police were chasing me. You would have thought I was Flo Jo. However, that was an emergency situation.
This body is made for many things...crazy sex, cuddling babies and men, big hugs, more sex...but running is not something this body is made for.
I just laughed at him when he went on to explain why "we" would be running. Finally I said yes. I just want ya'll to know that I outright lied to my husband, because their ain't no way in all of Texas I'm running. End of story.
Seriously!!!
Thanks for the meal suggestions ladies!! I'm going to sit down and try to make a meal plan for the week and do the shopping this weekend. Yesterday's dinner was grilled Tilapia, small baked potato and a green salad (with homemade blue cheese dressing). I didn't finish it all...but it was yummy.
19 comments:
You are hilarious! And trust me, I am with you in your dislike for running. Even when I was 140lbs I hated running. No way in hell I'm doing it at 200 something pounds. Helllll noooo.
Now, why were the police chasing you? haha
In mid-September I think we are all gonna be reading about how Dawnya is out running at night......
haa! never say never my friend! I know plenty of people who said they would never run and now they LOVE it! Can't wait to hug you and love you in Chicago- will be so much fun!!!
You go girl! You tell it like it is! LOL, that is hilarious. I run, but in small doses....kinda the equivalent of me running a marathon, NOT GONNA HAPPEN! :)
Don't kill me - I think you should try it. You never know you might like it. Looking at it as an opportunity to escape the house and enjoy some scenery might help. I'll do further selling in Chicago : )
Secret --- Justawallflower will be running in bootcamp, but don't tell her. Just picture it and giggle. : )
Whole new blog post on running from the police please! You have us curious! :)
I am with you on not running in Texas. I ran track in high school and I hated running in the heat. Now, I am in California and it's a lot cooler. I am looking forward to running again.
**singsong voice** I always said I would NEVER run to-ooo. :)
Never say never, sweet butterfly!!
I'm with Robyn! It'll be nice and chilly at nights then, you'll want to go! Maybe I'll be out there doing my thing, too!
Give it a shot! I actually find myself enjoying it...kind of.
I agree. This body was made for comfort, not for speed. :) Can you please share your recipe for homemade blue chz dressing? Thanks, Flo Jo, er I mean Dawnya !
First: You are so funny you made me blow water out of my nostrils.
Second: You never know, you could actually like it *gasp*. The only running I ever did, until I was 30, was to run to the liquor store when the fridge was out of beer and the car wouldn't start. (Emergencies...)
This morning I just ran 3 miles in 31 minutes! What the what?! And I actually liked it. (Who is this Beeatch typing these lies?) Anyway. Give it a go!
I do enjoy jogging, I just don't do it very often. I would rather do Zumba!
I have to say, I use to have the same feelings towards running. I use to say that in order to get me to run someone would have to have a gun, not to my head, but my child's! But I actually started enjoying it the last time I tried it (over a year ago). I haven't done much in the last year, but what I'm getting at is, you never know how your going to change!
But no matter how much you do change in your exercise preferences, you must always bring the funny! You crack me up!
Oh my wonderful heavens this was way. too. FUNNY!!!! Please put a warning on your blog before you go and make me blow coffee out my nose!!
I love that you have truly made my day happier - thank YOU!!!
Have to agree with Robyn, Beth Ann, Ronnie, Wyatt's Mom (I mean Laura) and the other gals too dearest Dawyna! You're going to be running sooner than you think!! : ) Luv ya girl!
Too Funny!!!
Run? On purpose? Freaking funny! I love you so much!
I love it! Where you at girlfriend?? Come on back and post-- how are the meal ideas working out... ??
Good lord lady you crack me up!
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