Thursday, August 18, 2011

What the chopsticks

Seriously...working in a prison can be a pain in the ass sometime.  Today...they are fixing a water main break.  However, in order to do that they had to turn off the water.  Hello...that is not going to cut it buddy.  I had already drank 62 oz. of water before getting to work.  Now you are telling me I can't go piss it out.  What the holy dookey squat?!?!?


Needless to say...I am not going to get my water intake at work today.  Plus...getting in the car, driving to the other side of the compound, then coming back and clearing the damn metal detector is to damn much work just to pee.

I'm really tempted to just walk out on the compound and piss in that huge hole in the ground where they are working.  However, that might lead to my unemployment. 

Hope everyone is having a great Thursday.

13 comments:

Amanda Kiska said...

If no one is guarding the restrooms, I say go ahead and use it. You can still flush the toilet as long as there's water in the bowl.

Otherwise I think that really sucks! Like I'm not even sure it is legal that you don't have a place to pee without having to scale Mt. Everest first. Can you go home?

Rachel Schofield - Virtual Interior Decorator & Home Stager said...

Just let it go and someone else can flush it when the water is back on.

Nora said...

Just don't do what this guy did: http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/17/gerard-depardieu-publicly-pees-on-a-plane/

Beth Ann said...

Oh my...that just sucks! I agree with the other commenters, use it anyway and flush it later. :) When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Dinnerland said...

Bummer... and thx for all the great support on my blog.

Cece said...

Yeek ... just thinking about this makes me nervous. Being nervous makes me ... brb :)

Bonnie said...

I think by law they have to provide you with a bathroom in your workplace....so go pee where ever.....lol

I'm with Rachellebelle.....just use the toilet and flush after!!!

~Lisa~ said...

oh my... just, oh myyyy... I think my vote here is to go where you can and flush later.. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, Lady!

Rhonda said...

I agree with everyone else's agreements. LOL That's just bad for business!

Cat said...

We had a water main break early in the year here. We couldn't use the water at work for like a week. They provided porta-johns, but they also gave us several days off of work. I don't think it's legal to not provide places to go. Best of luck darlin.

Andrea said...

OMG! That's crazy, yeah you should have just popped a squat somewhere...LOL!

Brenda said...

I vote to piss in the hole.......that would get their attention. :)

Lyla said...

:) Sorry you're all full with nowhere to let loose.

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