...that I hate the damn grocery store. I mean I really get frustrated at the grocery store. People are in the way. I want to run them over with the cart. I want to scream Immigration in Spanish. I want to slap the bubble gum popping check out girl because she can't count with her shoes on. I want to pee on the idiot bagger because they didn't pay attention in how to bag grocery's 101. I want to scream at the top of my lungs. I hate the damn grocery store.
I feel better now.
9 comments:
LOL. I almost just choked on my breakfast!! I so love the visual of you screaming immigration in spanish at the grocery store. I would LOVE to do that sometimes when I'm out shopping!! LOL LOL LOL. That probably makes me a bad person but I don't care. :-)
LMAO! YES YES YES! I feel exactly the same way. I have a feeling I'm going to see you on the news some day...
P.S. I gave you the Adorable Blogger Award today! See my blog for details...
Yes, totally agree. I also love (sarcasm) when people turn their cart sideways across the aisle and then look at you like "oh sorry!" when you're standing there giving them the hairy eyeball. I just think, Darn it! you're NOT sorry, you are just inconsiderate and don't have a care for who or what is around you!
Hi Dawnya!! LOL...I love it! I feel the same too!! I am your newest Follower!! Thanks for Following me too!
Debi
I just read the last few posts that you made, and LMAF! I totally hear you about moving! Also, the two story house???? Our prior house was a two story. Neither my husband nor I had ever lived in one before. And we never will again!!
Like you said....you walk upstairs and realize you forgot something downstairs, or vice versa! So the day goes with you constantly walking either up or down the stairs!! LOL
Just be careful not to slip and fall down the stairs like I did, and brake your Tailbone!! Can you say...OUCH?
BUT!! You are young still, so it will just turn out to be great exercise for you. I am OLD, and have Arthritis/Fibromyalgia and Spinal issues (not to mention the broken Tailbone that still hurts me to THIS DAY), so for us, it was not a great idea! So only a one story for me.... :)
I really thought that I was already following you but I wasn't... Weird? Anyway, It's Maria-DiZneDiVa from "This one time at BAND Camp..."-1 vs 300. Follow my journey at mybigfatbandgeeklife.blogspot.com i look forward to meeting you in Chicago.
I can't stand the walmarts here, the 'brown' folks are just as bad as the spanish ones and good lawd don't get stuck behind old people!!!
OMG I love you!!! I totally feel the same way...yelling immigration in the grocery store - I swear I'm going to do it!!!
I can't wait to meet you in Chicago - I'm going to give a big puffy pink Donut Butt hug :)
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