...that Draz is a cult leader and I'm her loyal follower. It's confession Wednesday. Here we go.
I confess...that I am totally addicted to sex. I want it all the time. I think my husband should man up and give it to me at least 3 maybe 4 times a day.
I confess...that I will probably get arrested for raping the above mentioned husband if he decides to file charges.
I confess...that I want to slap the crap out of my co-worker today. I can't stand that sniffling rat snitch. He deserves to be taken down.
I confess...that I love those little flavor ice Popsicles and I have been eating them like they are going out of style.
I confess...that I'm mad that my darn advanced degree is not paying off yet, but I still have to pay Sallie Mae.
I confess...that I am in a financial pickle right now and it makes me madder than Dick was when Hattie died.
I confess...that when I see my boss I want to stomp on him like a southern cockroach.
I confess...that I would really love to be a professional photographer.
I confess..that I think politicians should all confess to being closest freaks.
I confess...that I would also like to be a professional dominatrix.
These are my confessions~
6 comments:
Love it~ Hilarious!!!!!
Hysterical.... and I'm with you on your first confession, it's why my husband is always tired...LOL
Those missing 30#s have really brought my drive back too :) These husbands better get with it!
HA! I confess I laughed hard at your confessions Dawnya. I adore you!
Ha! My husband can't keep up with me either. Especially if I'm pregnant!
yeah, I go through phases where I have the same issues with the hubbs, but other times I just want him to stop touching me.....hmmm, wonder whats with that! i love your confessions!
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