So my lovelies. I recently realized that my body bugg has me burning over 3200 calories a day WITHOUT EXERCISE. Yup...you read that right. At first I was thinking...wow this girl is really moving. Then I got over it and realized something is wrong with this thing. So on September first I spoke with the lovely (NOT) technical support people in India (yup...even though she lied and said she was in NY). Well we reset my device and supposedly all would be well with the world. WRONG!!! The thing is still reading incorrectly. Here is a perfect example. From 12:00 midnight until 6:07 a.m. I burned 607 calories. Sorry...but I don't move that damn much in my sleep. It's impossible. However, they like to go by this 2 hour test they want you to do. If my device is not replaced this week, I will be letting go of the body bugg.
In other news...I'm fat. Yup...no getting around it. I'm totally okay with my fat. The damn scale is evil and I plan on breaking it into tiny pieces and cutting off my layers of fat...apparently that is the only way I'm going to get rid of this fat.
Okay..enough bitching. Charles will be home in less than 30 days and I can get back to working out on a more consistent basis. I miss my workouts....but if I'm honest...it is hard for me to get off my ass and do an at home workout. I am better when I have paid someone my money...I always show up for that...because I refuse to give away my hard earned cash.
In other news...even though I'm fat...I'm so freaking HAWT!!! Seriously...everyone has fantasies of doing me. Okay...maybe not...but it helps me get through the day.
Oh yeah...why are all yall feeling sorry for Charles when he comes home?!?!? I'm the one in need...he is just a means to an end. Just make sure yall keep some bail money on hand in Chicago...just in case I get picked up for attacking some stranger on the street.
CHICAGO....9 days!!! I can't wait.
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I'm not so sure about devices like the BodyBugg. I haven't looked into them much because I know I wouldn't wear one all the time but how does it know how much you're burning? Does it keep track of your heart rate or something?
The scale will move. I can't work out at home either but I've got to get going with it. I cancelled my gym membership so it's at home or not at all. Not at all is NOT an option.
I agree that your BodyBugg isn't working properly...I have no doubt they will be sending you a new one (you can be persuasive like that)...
God I freaking love you.
Sorry bout the bugg! That's total BS.
I wish I could burn that many calories just by sleeping. I hate that the body bugg is wigging out on you. Hopefully they will replace it.
Woman, you are awesome. I wish I was going to BOOBS so I could meet you. :)
I got a credit card with a zero balance ready to post bail on an as needed basis!
I'll be in the cell next to you. Just don't let anyone rape me!
Hahaha.. Girl you are too funny! You definitely need to get some booty. Btw... going to TR on the 28th. Wish me luck! Haha.
HAHAHA, you know we're all day dreamin about you lovely Dawnya!! I freaking adore you.
Sorry about your bugg hon, but I know you'll get it straightened out and they'll get you a new product!
Yeah they definitely need to send you a new one! That's stupid! And you are definitely HAWT!!!!
You never fail to make me smile.
You just always make my day happier!! I just love the stuffing out of YOU!!
Sorry about the bugg...
Now I have to check my overnight calorie burning numbers ... I understand ALL about the needing pay someone or my butt remains on the couch ... misery loving company ...
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