I hate that I'm not blogging regularly. I have been working hard this week to work. LOL I know that sounds horrible. But I swear I can hardly stand to file a piece of paper. So I have made it my business to force myself to do something. It's been a challenge.
I have set my alarm for 5 o'clock every monring so that I can get up and get moving. Unfortunately, I turn it off and I slide my ass out of bed around 6. Which puts a rush on me. I'm never late for work...but I get here with 1 minute or less to spare.
I can't find my Zumba Cardio Party DVD. It's pissing me off. I really need that thing. I am trying to get my activity level back up. Can't do that without the right stuff. Years ago, I owned a pair of shorts you put on when you work out to help you sweat more. My mom actually saved them. They now fit the way they were intended to fit. Not sure if they will really make a difference as I just started working out again on Monday. Only time will tell. I totally hope they were. These hips and ass can use all the help they can get.
My dam boobs are shrinking. I know that should be a good thing. But um ...yeah I like my tatas. I liked that they were full and alert. Now they are just there...barely hanging on.
Have I ever told yall that I think I have an addiction to sex. Seriously...I look at people and wonder how sex would be with them. That is so unhealthy. I have to hold my tongue at work because there are a few people I would like to hump really bad. I can't afford a sexual harassment lawsuit. I mean seriously I was in a meeting yesterday and the guy talking was looking like breathing sex. I mean all I could think was how I would like to bend him back in that chair and ride him like a bull. OK...I need help. I have no freaking clue what was discussed in that meeting. It doesn't help that Charles has been gone a month. I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.
Okay...BOOBS in 2 weeks. I'm really excited. I have a few things for the sisterhood. Not sure if anyone will need them...but I'm bring them anyway. Can't wait to see yall. I promise not to hump any of you....unless you can turn into a tall while male with rock hard abs, a goatee with salt and pepper close cut hair. Umm...yeah...sex addict here.
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Haha, this is the Dawnya we know and love! :)
P.S. - Tell me more about these magical shorts.
LOLLLL! We might need to sign you up for hot sexual people anonymous or something! Hilarious reading about your, ahem, addiction. :)
When does Charles get back? You're gonna wear that man out when he does...LOL
BTW, if he's not back before BOOBs you'll have to visit the "toy store" Draz was talking about...it might help to have some new toys to occupy yourself...just sayin' ;)
Oh Mercy! All I can say is poooor Charlie!! I hope he's getting plenty of rest where he is!!
HAHAHAHA Charles is not going to know what hit him. It's going to be Tropical Storm Dawnya in the house! haha
You are lucky to even work with people attractive enough to consider sex with them. Most people I've worked with have either been asexual or sexually repulsive.
LMAO - Love you girl!
HAHA. Thanks for the laugh! LOVES LOVES LOVES ya!
LOL.. too funny. Is something going on this month, your the 3rd person I read about their boobs disappearing?
Shrinking tatas? I wouldn't know what you are talking about!! (Ahem 44 dd to a 36 c/d here...)
LOL! You crack me up!!!
I'm not even lying when I say that I thought I was the only person who thought about sex ALL THE TIME. I look at people all day long (men and women) and wonder what they are like in bad, if they're passionate, rough, loud, quiet, etc. There's one couple I work with who I look at often and I just know they have a passionate sex life. I think I daydream about it all the time sine I NEVER HAVE IT!
SNORT! My professor this semester is doing his doctorate on sex addiction. Maybe I should give you his contact info. :-)
OMG I love this - yay sex!!
I'm kinda glad my boobs are the size of a mosquito bite, that way they can't get any smaller than they are now. But I am afraid that little oomph I have will disintegrate and I'll just have flat little pancake mosquito bites. Maybe Ryan will buy me a boob job.
Hahaha! Wow...I haven't had libido like that since my first child. I envy you. LOL>
My boobs look like tennis balls in tube socks now. Hate it!
I too want to know about these magical shorts ..
And I'm also a little afraid now, all this yoga has been toning me up and while I don't have rock hard abs yet, I am looking pretty fantastic these days ;) Just be aware I will be on the lookout for sneak attacks! Love you!
I think I just burned off my daily calories laughing!!!!!!!!!
is it wrong that I'm thinking you should have taken him out back and shown him a thing or two??
Ha! I know all about dirty humping thoughts. You are not alone, lovely.
Do email me! I have your clothes all boxed up (I hope they still fit!), but I just haven't had a chance to get to the post office. I suck :(
Thanks, I think I peed my pants a little! Have an awesome time with the BOOBS! Please make sure my mom doesn't hump anybody either hehe!
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