I have been reading about everyone starting to pack and the shopping they have done in anticipation of BOOBS. I would love to get on that band wagon. One small problem. I have nothing to freaking wear!!! I'm kinda in between sizes right now. I can wear a 20..but it's a little baggy. I can fit into a 18...but then I have a muffin top. I have no passable outfits. The only thing I know is going for sure is my dress for Saturday night.
So I will be walking around Chicago wearing nussing but a cute pair of boots on gym shoes. It will be a sight to see. So if you see a bunch of people following me...it's okay...they will all be hypnotized by the sway of my ample hips and ass.
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LOL, well, thank goodness for the clothing swap! I'm sure you'll find something there. :)
Can't wait to meet you! You are TOO FUNNY! :)
I have pieces to wear..if you put them together. LOL. Just pack a whole bunch a stuff that you were thinking about taking. Not outfits, but items that could possibly go together. Choices always makes things better. Looking forward to meeting you!!
LMAO - you are funny! I am sure you will find something :)
I'm also in a place where I have 'nussing'. Ugh. Sad but true. However, I do have things for people bigger than me. Are there those? I don't even know...
I'm bringing that coat, we can find you some stockings, and you can wear that!
Just go nekkid!! Should be memorable!
Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
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