Don't freak out...I only did it for 3 weeks. I wanted a car...my mother said no...so I made it happen. The pay was great! LOL
Anyway...in my "glory" days of stripping I was shaped like a big butt coca-cola bottle. I had it going on. I mean I think I can still be a stripper on the big girl circuit...but that is not the goal.
I know I will need to lose close to 150 lbs to be back at that shape.
So I'm brushing up on my skills...dropping it like its hot all over the house....it's so freeing...I wonder if I could still climb a pole...just a thought.
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You learn something new every day-- I had no idea there was a big girl stripper circuit. Oh, the missed opportunities :)
Your post made me smile.
All I know is that if you've got the goods...work it! I'm not coordinated enough to ever work the pole, though.
Even at a normal size, I'd look like I was having some sort of seizure if I tried to pole dance. Hats off to you!
You so have to post more on this career you had...I love it..so interesting!
Dawnya, you are too much! Love it!
I've been known to work a pole or two in my day, but it usually took at least one bottle of liquor!
I am so not coordinated enough! I bet you have some great stories even if it was just 3 weeks :)
Coca-cola bottle! Ha! I never realized the bottle itself is kinda sexy and curved like a woman. Marketing, baby, marketing. My hats off to anyone with the confidence to take it all off! I can't dance at all, much less in a sexy way. And it doesn't help that I'm a never nude. :) (if you've ever seen Arrested Development you'll get that reference, ha!) Oh and I just saw you're from Austin---I lived there for 5 years when I was in college (at UT). :)
Ya'll are hilarious!!!
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