I work in a prison. I usually wear business attire to work...and a long jacket, because I get so tired of officers and convicts alike staring at my ass. I know it's big I don't need you watching it move. At any rate the last two weeks have been dressed down weeks...which means jeans. Well I thought I would pull out some of the lane bryant size 4 (22/24) jeans I owned and hadn't worn in sometime, because I enjoy breathing and hate the pain of to tight jeans. I mean really...to tight jeans are bound to result in a yeast infection...and I don't know about you...but I am not a fan of being yeasty.
Any who...the damn jeans fit!! Not only did they fit but I got saggy ass! You should have seen me enjoying my saggy ass jeans. So now I plan on wearing them until they literally fall off.
Just thought I would share with my family.

9 comments:
Congrats...that is wonderful! NSVs like this make the journey so much easier.
WOnderful NSV.. and I say.. start to set your eyes on the next pair.. good for your dawnya
Woooot for saggy pants!!
i loooove saggy ass... the prisoners, probably not so much but hey who cares! Congrats :)
I LOVE big pants! for no other reason then it means it's time for smaller ones! yeah for saggy butt!
Wahoo for saggy ass jeans!
Yay!! I love when formerly-tight jeans have got saggy butt!! What a great NSV! :)
Great news!
Here's to the joys of saggy ass jeans! **Lifts glass to toast**
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